It looks like I can only make it out for one day this year. Somebody remind me which night we go to McNasty's.

Actually, come to think of it, you're asking about a six-pack sleeve. Can't help you there, Barrett.

Mike: You can always grab a beer can cooler sleeve from Johnny McNally's. They've always got plenty in stock. See you drunken fools soon!

Horrible, horrible place. Don't even think about going here. The water is not H2O, but battery acid. Acid which will scald the flesh right off you and leave you looking like a skinned rodent. There are poisonous bats and snakes that will bite you and suck your blood, and gouge your eyes out, and other scary things like very steep cliffs that give way out of the blue, not to mention the missing bridges (2) that washed away while filled school buses filled with children were crossing them. In fact, hundreds of actives have fallen to their deaths here because of the rocky trails. Uhh, oh yeah there are mass murderers who pray on slow moving tubers and stuff. And a burned out strip mall right on front. So yeah, don't go here. Try somewhere safe and friendly like Grapestomp where you can valet your BMW -and leave this place alone for us old guys. You won't be sorry.
Did I mention mountain lions? Tons. Everywhere.

Only 29 hours left before the trek begins......
blub....glub.....blub......flub........

I'm looking for a beer can cooler sleave. Can anyone point me in the right direction? They're available online but I waited too long. I'm looking for a store I can hit up. Safe travels to all. See you there.

Excited

Campfires are permitted at this time.. Just called and confirmed.. This can change, but is a good sign!

Girlfriend coming to Kern this year. No birth control this month since I live in the Philippines

KERN CONCEPTION 2010 HERE I COME!!!

Expect a May due date everyone. =)

One of the side effects of KERN is an erection lasting 4 to 6 hours.

If this is the case, switch girlfriends.