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FISH on 09/04/2007 to 18:43

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:11:27 +0000

Another fine bit o’ Kern’n!

Gotta say kids, this was one of the best Kern’s in years. Great water. Warm nights. Great crowds. All in all, a great Kern. I met lotsa new KernGods and KernGoddesses and I guarantee I wont remember any of you next year. So what the hell. It’s just Kern.

Here’s an idea. Take pictures in bizarre places with a Kern shirt on. I’ll personally give a CASE of cheap beer to the best photo of year (meaning, the oldest shirt in the coolest place, or the newest shirt in a VERY cool place). Use your imagination. Put one on a titty bar dancer. Wear one on an African safari. Put on on a queer politician. Wear one at a formal affair.

Remember, a case or cheap beer to the winner. I get to decide.

And a week at the Fish McEvans Center For Innappropriate Behavior.

New Kern Goddess on 09/04/2007 to 08:50

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:10:49 +0000

I’m alive!!! I lived through my first Kern and I evolved like a champ… unlike other girls in a white bikini…
Thanks to everyone for a good time and thanks for the coffee steve!
XOXO-R.

The Supreme Kern Goddess on 09/03/2007 to 19:49

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:10:13 +0000

Despite the ability of the young men to consume large quantities of beer, wear beer boxes instead of shorts, puke continuously on the river, and sing through all hours of the night- the old Kern Gods still rule and will continue to receive the bounty of my lusciousness. May you young ones continue to learn from them and strive to arrive.

See you next year!

Duh-rell on 09/02/2007 to 20:03

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:09:25 +0000

Only 360 days until Kern!

Claven on 08/31/2007 to 01:23

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:09:05 +0000

The Kern Gods await and we shall entreat them with…oh never mind.
Jeff White and I are leaving around 5am Friday morning. This year I will be serving a new home brew recipe called: ‘Dragon’s Blood Ale’.
Stop by and have a glass, if you dare!
-Mountain Man Breakfast on Saturday morning.
-Marinated pork appetizers on Saturday evening.
-Beer constantly.
ITB,
Pete

Timber on 08/28/2007 to 22:08

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:08:45 +0000

Dear God,

Now I lay me down to sleep… When I awake I will be traveling to a magical land filled with naked goddess and tasty drinks.. Thank you for making me a Delta Chi!

Barrett on 08/28/2007 to 22:03

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:08:21 +0000

Car is packed and will be at the mighty kern in less than 12 hours. Safe travels to all. Us earlybirds will help watch you put up your tents in the blazzing sun while drinking ice cold brews. Cant wait…

MonChiChi on 08/28/2007 to 21:23

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:07:57 +0000

Dutch oven….. will be looking forward to the sampling the stew….
Hopefully we have some margaritas available for the Kern Virgins we are expecting this year….. they are on the comeback after many years of small numbers….

Empty Bowl on 08/28/2007 to 18:03

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:07:35 +0000

hmmmm, that smells good. What are you cooking?

Fat Rat BaStarD on 08/28/2007 to 16:27

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:07:15 +0000

I just printed my boarding pass for Wednesday night flight to LA. See ya late Thursday afternoon